Larmes pour Alan?

I have been urging positive thoughts upon my old friend Alan. I have recommended that he should adhere to his determined stance and start to believe in himself again. Sarkozy is right. And if he can, then Alan can. I would merely urge that our much-maligned and sorely-missed leader does not follow the French President's example and take up jogging. Those of lesser height now have every reason to be wary. Meantime good news reaches me from the French property market. Prices are down again. And there has never been a better time to give me a ring. I will be handing out my business cards on Friday afternoon at the social event of the decade. Don't miss it. Or me. The Luttrell Room, County Hall. Between 2 and 4pm.

C'est La Vie

As Voltaire once remarked there is nothing like a watershed for shedding water. And, yes, life has been particularly cruel for some of us lately. But friendship and loyalty are my watchwords. That is why I am delighted that Alan and Sue have accepted my invitation to inspect some stunning French property opportunities in my ever-growing portfolio. I have in mind one in particular which I know would suit our flamboyant former Chief Executive down to the ground. Above all I will relish the chance to glean his insight and wisdom into the events of recent days as we quaff the odd glass together. Plus ca change.....