Some excellent new investment ventures have arisen since my last posting. In the course of my arduous work representing the financial affairs of Somerset County Councillor and helping to spread the gospel of transformation to other authorities I have had occasion to speak to many counterparts in the Elysee Palace. It would be wrong of me to drop names, but I think readers will appreciate my reticence when they know that Carla Bruni and my delightful partner once exchanged winks in the foyer of the George V. Suffice to say that word has reached me of a truly amazing business proposition. Under Presidential powers that will, surely, soon be emulated here in Somerset the Government intends to place the pictured Versailles Palace on the open market skilfully subdivided into compact residential units. Each unit, so the agent has informed me, will be decorated to a lavish specification. This must be a once in a lifetime chance to place your savings in Northern Rock upon firmer foundations. Let me know soon, I can always put a good word in the right ear
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