Wednesday, 12 November 2008

The icemen cometh



As I write a key team from Kent County Council and the London Borough of Barnet will be braving the chill Icelandic weather to help us get our money back. I have, of course, been available throughout to add my professional advice - in English or French -and I remain on standby for the call, should it ever come. Colleagues in Kent invested £50 million in Icelandic banks. Somerset, however, has rather less at stake - just £25 million. This proves the efficacy of our Risk Management Strategy. Not only did we correctly judge that it was prudent to shed one of our key risk assessors, we were also very sensible with our resources. In fact spending on professional advice in the last financial year came to just £7. PLEASE NOTE THIS IS NOT A TYPOGRAPHICAL ERROR: SEVEN POUNDS. We followed our excellent instincts and are now up the ffiord without a ppaddle. We have spoken openly about the problems. Some unkind voices have suggested that we are talking through our backsides. I say this to them. You are wrong. We simply put your money where our mouths are.

7 comments:

Hi Def Porn said...

How can they all stay still in such cold water?

The Real Sam Crabb said...

To the Reader – Please note this is a bogus blogsite. All this stuff was not written by Sam Crabb – it is all rubbish.

To the “Bogus Blogger” – I now know who you are. Would you please take this website down immediately and stop being so childish. It is really boring – you seem to have gone off the boil.

Anonymous said...

To the reader - Please note that the commnent posted by "the real sam crabb" is bogus. "The real sam crabb" is in fact alan jones pretending to be sam crabb. To the bogus comment writer - we all know who you are and we marvel at your continued use of county council equipment for these purposes

The Real Sam Crabb said...

This is getting totally ridiculous

To the Bogus Blogger - My advice is to take this site down.

To the Reader - do not bother

HuxtableBalls said...

Alas poor "real sam". The ridicule belongs to you! Have a nice day.

The Totally Authentic Sam Crabb Blog said...

I do wish your fake Crabbs would shut up

The Real Sam Crabb said...

I wish the bogus blogger would stop trying to confuse the public.

We all know what your game is.

Hope you have a lovelly day.